Monday, July 19, 2010

This is News??

Eagles Training Camp needs to start, pronto. The Philly sports "news" I've been forced to read is so remarkably dull that I'm actually writing a post about how remarkably dull it is. I literally saw a headline today that read "Herremans says foot is fine." Are you shitting me?

So I actually clicked on this article and, sure enough, Todd Herremans says of his foot: "It will be fine." Yay.

The article is a total of 423 words. Another article on Philly.com, this one concerning new anti-poverty iniatives in Camden, is 623 words. For realsies, the difference between these stories needs to be more than 200 words.

Also on Philly.com, I found this story (Alice is a fan of toys) sandwiched in between coverage of Hungarian crash victims and the Philadelphia mayoral election. Go Inquirer!

I just...I just need real philly sports news that's not about Flyers trades or how bad the Phillies look. I swear to God if I have to read another story on Cornelius Ingram's knee I'm going on a tri-state murder spree.

If you feel like me, maybe this'll brighten up your day. A smiley Randy Moss and a walrus after the jump.




courtesy of Kissing Suzy Kolber

3 comments:

  1. Which one is which?...(pause for laughter)...nothing? oh well.

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  2. Usually I'm not a fan of agreeing with maurice -- Especially when it comes to taste in music, movies, politics, women, or even ways to behave in public ... In this way I feel very much like maurice's father. However I have to agree with the point that he makes... the media is bullshit.

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  3. i, for one, thinks Maurice has excellent taste in music, movies, and women. his politics on the other hand....a bit silly.

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