After pouring over the evidence, examining some scientific formulas, and taking a quick glance at this picture, Chris Bosh is definitely an ostrich. That shit is uncanny - it's really quite astounding in a creepy sort of way. Now, I'm sure Bosh isn't thrilled about looking like a big dumb bird, but at least it's better than what Google thinks of him.
[h/t Sportress of Blogitude and @Adri_Mane]