Marty Mornhinweg Definitely Probably Going to Coach Browns

With Eric Mangini officially out as Browns head coach, there are several reports that the Eagles Offensive Coordinator/Assistant Head Coach/Slashie award-winner may be a top replacement candidate. That's if Jon Gruden doesn't want the job (he doesn't) and if former Eagles GM and current Browns GM Tom Heckert wants him (he does). It's a match made in shitty franchise heaven!

ROLE PLAY!

Mike Holmgren: Marty, I'm really happy that you are here and I want to thank you for all of your hard work in the off-season. It wasn't easy prying Kevin Kolb away from the Eagles for only 3 first-rounders. Plus I know things got a little crazy after the whole Sheldon Brown suicide attempt fiasco. Great leaders are tested in tough times, Marty. A fabulous example you're setting for these young men.

Marty Mornhinweg: Thanks, Mike.

MH: But I have to question some of your tactics during this weeks game. I know it's only week 1, but what was up with those 3 consecutive Peyton Hillis wildcat plays?

MM: Those -7 yards are worth keeping the defense on its toes, Mike.

MH: ...Right. And that Chris Gocong bubble screen?

MM: Kolb and Chris have great chemistry. Wanna get the ball in the hands of our playmakers.

MH: ...Right. I just hope Tom and I didn't Make a mistake bringing you here to be a Head Coach. You're a great football mind but I don't want you to get in over your head like things did when you in Detroit--

MM: Nonono, I've got everything under control. And don't worry about that whole LeBron James jersey giveaway disaster -- I'm sure a lot of those kids will see again. I've got a great feeling things will pick up after I make this deal with Marcus Vick's agent...

MH: You're fired.


Fin.

See Vick. See Vick Run. See Vick Pitch. Touchdown.

Did you happen to catch the Titans 20 - 17 win over the Texans last night? Pretty impressive offense they have there. That Vince Young just refuses to lose games. He's certainly not a great quarterback by any means whatsoever, but as far back as college, the guy has always had that "nope, we're not gonna lose this game" aura.

But this post isn’t about Vince Young. It's about the play the Eagles should be stealing from the Titans.