Mark Sanchez Criticized For Eating Weiner

Yep, you read that right. He really did it. On the sidelines of an NFL game no less.

Scandalous!

Back and Better Than Last Year...Maybe

The 2009-2010 NBA Season is upon us, and your Philadelphia 76ers are about to take the court. What's that? You don't care? Too bad, we're going to preview this team whether you like it or not.

Eagles / Redskins: Q & A!

Q: Remember last time when you called that blowout of the Raiders?
A: Shhhhhhut up.

Fantasy Basketball Sleepers and Busts

I'm going to let you in on a little fantasy basketball secret. It's ok, get close...ready? Ok, here it is:

Draft the guys that are labeled "Sleepers."
Don't draft the guys labeled "Busts."

Are we clear?

Great.

Called It! vol. I

The score was 24-3.  The Saints we're getting pummeled by the Miami running game.  The Saints' heralded aerial attack was grounded.  It looked like the middle of the end for thewizwit.com's #1 Power Ranked team, when, at 5:53pm EST, the following text messages were sent:

Maurice
Saints still win this game.  U heard it here first
Chris
Haha I'll mark it down

Two hours later, I can proudly proclaim:

I Called It.

Fat Blubbering Mess: Part Deux

Remember this guy?  Of course you do - this tool was a viral sensation last football season.  He managed to bring shame and embarrassment on not only his sorry life, but Giants fans across the nation.  It was glorious.  You know what - before we go any farther, check it out one more time here.  It's that good. 

Okay, so why bring this up again now?  Because he's back!

Dolla Dolla Bills Yall - Week 7

It's Friday everybody - the Shark is back with his NFL spead picks.  Looking at this week's card, there are a lot of tough matchups to pick against the spread.  This will be a hard week, no doubt about it.  If I were smart, I probably would steer clear of 9 of these games.  But, since I'm not and neither are you, we'll dive in anyway.

Get ready...here come the Shark's picks for Week 7.

thewizwit.com Presents...Your Fantasy Basketball Big Board

The NBA season will be in full swing in less than a week, and we have compiled a Top 50 list of players to help you get through the first 5 rounds of your fantasy draft.  If you pay attention and do as we say, you should end up with a pretty solid core of players to build upon later in the draft.  Don't be the dope who reaches 3 rounds too high for a guy or passes up a potential stud because you think you know more than you actually do.  So without further ado, here it is - thewizwit.com's 2009-2010 Fantasy Basketball Big Board.

Live by it.  Draft by it.  Win by it.

Philadelphia Phillies: Your 2009 National League Champions

Onto the Classic.

The Philadelphia Phillies have defeated the Dodgers 10-4 and will head to the World Series for the second straight year. The team looks great from top to bottom and will await the winner of the Angels and Yankees.

BLINGEE TIME.

NFL Week 7 Power Rankings

There are robot sharks out there. Watch out.