Merry Christmas Blingee Time!!

Blingee DeSean is here with some Christmas cheer and Tom Coughlin is none too pleased! For those of you that don't celebrate Christmas, too bad. There weren't any "Happy Kwanzaa" blingee graphics. Live with it.

Go Birds.

Cliff Lee.

Simple Math

Bloody Eli Manning = BLINGEE TIME

He leakin'! Somebody call da amberlamps!

It has been far too long since our last Blingee. To celebrate our Elisha's 3-inch, 12-stitch head laceration, we're back on the infamous pre-teen website to create some delightfully and unnecessarily blinged-out artwork. Enjoy!

Perfect Game = Blingee Time

This ain't no fuckin game! Arf! Arf!

The time is right. It's been over six months since I last did a Blingee, and this one is well-earned. Perfect game. Eleven strikeouts. No dudes on base.

Zero dudes on base.

Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.

Iverson Back = BLINGEE TIME

Q: Why did I spend 30 minutes at work using a website geared towards pre-teen girls?
A: The Answer.

Blingee after the jump.

Philadelphia Phillies: Your 2009 National League Champions

Onto the Classic.

The Philadelphia Phillies have defeated the Dodgers 10-4 and will head to the World Series for the second straight year. The team looks great from top to bottom and will await the winner of the Angels and Yankees.

BLINGEE TIME.

I Love You, Ryan Howard

Ninth innning, two outs, and Ryan Howard becomes my new hero.

I love you right now. Thank you for ending this retardedly-arctic series and putting us in the NLCS. I wanna take you out to dinner, sir. You pick the place, you pay the tab.