Mike Ditka Talks About Martin Luther King on ESPN Because Why the Fuck Not?

What he said isn't bad, but who gives a FUCK what Mike Ditka has to say about Martin Luther King, Jr.? Seriously.

Next up: The Oregon Ducks mascot and Stuart Scott's dookie eye debate healthcare reform.

Pardon the Intelluption

So I have this friend who smoked pot some time ago and wondered what English sounded like if imitated by those who don't speak English. You know, because we Americans sometimes like to poke fun of other languages or full-on force our children to perform racist Chinese impersonations.

Long story short, after recalling the thought for the first time in years, he journeyed down the Google rabbit hole and uncovered some strange things along the way.  Like several videos of Chinese middle schoolers reciting copy from an episode of Pardon the Interruption. Turns out their English teacher is an awesome dude with great ideas.

Clip after the jump.

The Not Really Live, Live Blog

8:30

I just sat down to LeBronapalooza and the first thing I see on ESPN is a rundown of terrible Cleveland sports moments.

(First tangent – there is other sports news to discuss right now. There were five MLB games today, other NBA deals were finalized today and the World Cup final is less than two days away. But Sportscenter isn’t even going to mention those things. LeBron owns the world right now, I’ve never seen anything like this.) I honestly feel terrible for Cleveland fans right now. I really have no idea how I’d feel if this was a Philadelphia player holding the entire fan base’s emotions hostage. Let’s hope this never happens.