This DL Thing Really Grinds My Gears

Chase Utley and Placido Polanco hit the DL today. That isn't good news. Even with their recent surge, which has them back to within 2.5 games of the Braves, the Phillies have more to worry about now than three weeks ago. Can they survive without Utley and Polanco in the order? Who will step up? Why the hell don't we still have Cliff Lee? Will I work late every day? These are the questions keeping me up at night.

TheWizWit Wallpaper Wednes....FRIDAY!

Two straight weeks of Friday Wallpapers -- no biggie smalls.

Not a huge explanation needed here; Placido Polanco has a huge effin' dome. No disrespect intended to a guy who is hitting .383 with 12 RBI so far...just sayin. Yo head is big, PP.

Many thanks again to TWW friend Joey C. for this beaut. Oh, and if you don't get the reference, you need to get back up on your 90's MTV game. Shout out to The Oddities, Sifl and Olly, and Liquid Television.

Who's On Third? Placido Polanco!

Yes, his head is incredibly bulbous and, no, I don't know why. But Placido Polanco is your new third baseman whether you like it or not.

Placido Polanco: Really?!?!?!?

Why the fuck is his head so big?

It appears, that pending a physical, the Phillies will be signing Placido Polanco to a three-year, $18 million contract. He would be taking over third base duties for the Phillies. I can't say that I'm thrilled, but I will save my review of the deal until it's actually been signed.

Until then, the question remains...Why the fuck is his head so big?