I'll Take Random Videos for 200

What better way to stumble into the holiday weekend than to end your work week with some randomness?

So while you're sitting at work (undoubtedly doing nothing) check out these vids before you embark on a weekend of BBQ's, bocce ball, and alcohol with family and friends. And just think, if you're really lucky, you'll have the privilege of being forced to sit through life-draining fireworks!

And with a tip of the cabana cap, away we go.

Non-Sports: Census Time!

I'm sure you've all been good citizens and have promptly filled out your Census forms.  I personally am on my second "reminder" notice.  I'll get around to it when I'm taking a dump or something.

Now, I could try and do a bullshit job of loosely tying the Census into some type of crappy sports analogy.  But honestly, I'm too lazy for that and really just wanted an excuse to post this video.  Easily a top 10 SNL skit.  Probably in my personal top 5.