I'll Take Random Videos for 200

What better way to stumble into the holiday weekend than to end your work week with some randomness?

So while you're sitting at work (undoubtedly doing nothing) check out these vids before you embark on a weekend of BBQ's, bocce ball, and alcohol with family and friends. And just think, if you're really lucky, you'll have the privilege of being forced to sit through life-draining fireworks!

And with a tip of the cabana cap, away we go.

Buy Ocho Cinco Condoms, Won't Have To Kiss The Baby

Call him brash, arrogant, shameless, or even cocky.  You have to admit, Chad Ochocinco is entertaining at least 85% of the time. 

(Did you see what I did there?  Hi-yo!)