Showing posts with label kiss the baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kiss the baby. Show all posts

Friday, January 28, 2011

Canadian Flashmob Hits Mall, Pulls Titties Out


AOL News - Canada is up in arms about breast-feeding and whether it's really OK to do it in public. And with the help of blogs and Facebook, angry moms are taking it to the streets -- or to the mall, in this case.
About a hundred mothers in Montreal staged a "nurse-in" protest at a downtown shopping complex last week, breast-feeding simultaneously before a curious crowd of reporters, mall security guards and passers-by. The event was retribution, they said, for a store that had thrown out a mother for breast-feeding earlier this month. This week, they began a petition drive to protect the rights of women to breast-feed in public in the Quebec province.


I'm torn here. Part of me feels for these broads. I'd much rather see a big 'ol floppy milk-titty than have to deal with some baby endlessly crying. But then again, why can't these women just breastfeed somewhere private? Lactating boobs are still nudity. Generally bad nudity. Have some dignity and do it in your car or something, right?

Like, I have to pee sometimes. And although I COULD just whip it out and go on the sidewalk, I'll pain myself to hold it til I get in between SUVs in the tailgating lot to a bathroom. Is this analogy a stretch? Maybe. Do mothers really need to gather in large groups and breastfeed-protest? Probably not.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

OchoCinco Has Questions, StewBrad Has Answers



The answer and video of the Stewart Bradley hit after the jump. With an UPDATE!

Friday, August 20, 2010

OchoCinco Plans Elaborate Eagles Prank, Ends up at Waffle House

What do bored, attention-seeking millionaire athletes do when another team comes to town to play a meaningless game?

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Bengals Buy Media Attention for $2M

Because I couldn't say it any better...


"Terrell Owens has found himself a team, the Cincinnati Bengals, where he’ll presumably form some kind super attention seeking void with Chad Ochocinco that will threaten to suck all of ESPN into it."
- Jason Brewer, SB Nation


Don't forget VH1!  Applicable gif after the jump.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Thiiis Can't Be Good for Our Reputation...

You may think this video is interesting because it's a baby drinking a beer at a Phillies game. I'm more focused on Charlton Heston chopping it up with Jim Johnson in the row behind him.

JJ Lives!

courtesy of Deadspin

UPDATE - Major League Baseball are nazis when it comes to free viewing of their video on the internets. I guess they want to keep all the drinking baby movies for themselves. Screengrab instead.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Andy Reid Luvs Da Kids

While never a beacon for successful parenting, Fat Andy has always been good with the (contractual) visiting of area children's hospitals. While I'm not sold on the positive impact the presence of a 400lb football coach can have on a 7 year-old cancer patient, I honestly do commend his efforts.

And with that, I will now make fun of him in a series of doctored photographs. Blogs!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ring Ding Dong

Mike Bell is an Eagle.

To preface, I had never paid attention to Mike Bell before last year. I'd heard of the name from fantasy and stuff but...you know...whatever. Early in the season, due to ludicrously-overpriced DirecTV my wonderful Sunday Ticket cable package, I got to see most New Orleans Saints games. Five words from what I saw: Mike Bell is the shit.

Yeah, yeah I'm not stupid or naive...we're not picking up Madden 2001 Eddie George here. The Saints wouldn't give up a great RB even if Reggie Bush is accounting for literally* (*not literally) a bazillion dollars against their cap in the coming years. You know, assuming that a salary cap comes back after next year. But I digress. The point: I am very excited about this.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Buy Ocho Cinco Condoms, Won't Have To Kiss The Baby

Call him brash, arrogant, shameless, or even cocky.  You have to admit, Chad Ochocinco is entertaining at least 85% of the time. 

(Did you see what I did there?  Hi-yo!)