OchoCinco Has Questions, StewBrad Has Answers

The answer and video of the Stewart Bradley hit after the jump. With an UPDATE!

OchoCinco Plans Elaborate Eagles Prank, Ends up at Waffle House

What do bored, attention-seeking millionaire athletes do when another team comes to town to play a meaningless game?

Bengals Buy Media Attention for $2M

Because I couldn't say it any better...


"Terrell Owens has found himself a team, the Cincinnati Bengals, where he’ll presumably form some kind super attention seeking void with Chad Ochocinco that will threaten to suck all of ESPN into it."
- Jason Brewer, SB Nation

Don't forget VH1!  Applicable gif after the jump.

I'll Take Random Videos for 200

What better way to stumble into the holiday weekend than to end your work week with some randomness?

So while you're sitting at work (undoubtedly doing nothing) check out these vids before you embark on a weekend of BBQ's, bocce ball, and alcohol with family and friends. And just think, if you're really lucky, you'll have the privilege of being forced to sit through life-draining fireworks!

And with a tip of the cabana cap, away we go.

Experience Ochocinco In App Form

The Chad Ochocinco Experience, the newest and most revolutionary iPhone app is now available. I’ve gone ahead and actually downloaded this to my phone to personally check it out and review it.

The verdict? It’s pretty damn cool.

Buy Ocho Cinco Condoms, Won't Have To Kiss The Baby

Call him brash, arrogant, shameless, or even cocky.  You have to admit, Chad Ochocinco is entertaining at least 85% of the time. 

(Did you see what I did there?  Hi-yo!)