StewBrad Site Features Rubix Cube-Faced Woman, Whack Things

What does maybe-former Eagles starting MLB Stewart Bradley think is whack? Well, among others: lesbians who look like Justin Beiber, floods, dogs with snow boots, fatty pizzas, kids smoking, and People hating on Tom Brady's hair.

Gotta respect the subtle Kung-Fu reference, though.

Website Review: Roger Goodell Edition

Yes, that's a pic of John Madden asking for one of everything on the menu. I'm sure you're not surprised.

I love Goodell's face in this pic.  You can practically read his thoughts through his expression. "Maybe if I just hit this mammoth idiot with a blunt object I can shut him off.  But then how will I kill myself?  God, what the fuck am I doing at a TAKE OUT Chili's in bumblefuck Pennsylvania with John Madden??  I'M AN IMPORTANT MAN!"

Athlete Website Review!

Periodically, TheWizWit will be bringing an athlete’s website to light. Some sites may be good. Most will be terrible. But it's the learning experience that will bring us all together.

So without further ado, let's get to our review of Trevor Laws' site http://www.trevor-laws.com/! You know, before he gets cut.

Oh my God Max Jean Gilles has a Website

A mere $21 for a Max Jean Gilles mousepad? X-mas is only 25 days away!