Shawn Andrews Signs With Giants, Ready to Hit IR and Collect Paychecks

You back injury fakin', sloppy, lazy, wack rappin, Michael Phelps'in cornball loser.  If you ever get depressed in New York, never ever forget that an entire city hates your guts.

That LeBron Heel Turn Seemed Pretty Successful

LeBron James hate-sites are predictably popping up all over the place. The shirt to the left is from kissmyasslebron.com.

Regardless of what you personally think about LeBron, his decision, or ESPN, you have to admit this was pretty much the quickest and most abrupt heel turn since Hulk Hogan joined the nWo. Right now, LeBron James is the athlete people love to hate – especially the poor bastards in Cleveland. You thought Philly hated Michael Irvin? Cleveland's level of hatred is ten times greater.

So with that, we’ll leave you with one last piece of internet fodder before TheWizWit (hopefully) closes the LeBron James chapter for the foreseeable future:

Chicago Tribune Writers Unoriginal, Kind Of Bitchy

You know what I hate most about Philadelphia sports? Being forced to see newspaper "articles" that begin with:

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love. That's a good one.

Oh good. Another 'Philly fans are assholes' story.

Dear Mark Sanchez - Please Don't Ruin The Super Bowl

The Jets earned the Cinderella tag yesterday by beating the San Diego Chargers in the AFC Divisional Round of the playoffs. He also helped put the Jets one win away from a Super Bowl berth.

And with that, the New York Jets are now also one win away from ruining the Super Bowl.

Sad Wrinkled Dolphins

So as you probably already know, the Colts lost this weekend. Way to go Curtis Painter, if the Colts run the table the rest of the way, you'll forever be known as the asshat who ruined a chance at history.

I don't know about you folks, but I wanted the Colts to go undefeated. Why? It's not because I'm a Colts fan, nor because I'm a big NFL historian.

The reason?

I'm Bitter and Petty

As you might've heard, the Phillies fell to the New York Yankees last night and are no longer World Champions.

Wounds are fresh.  Hearts are broken.  Disappointment and nostalgia, at this time, have taken a backseat to initial anger and disbelief.