Think about it: at work your internet is regulated as if you were a child. It's worse than China! Wanna check your Facebook? Too bad, it's blocked. You wanna put iTunes on your computer? Oops, blocked again. You wanna see that YouTube clip of Peyton Manning blaspheming at Donald Brown? BLOCKED. Your desktop wallpaper is one of the few places in the workplace that you still have complete autonomy over. It's the last bastion of freedom in the modern workplace. Well, wallpaper and the make-believe smoke break. But still, your desktop wallpaper says a lot about who you are and is a privilege that should most certainly be abused.
So in that spirit, I give you TheWizWit's first desktop wallpaper: Thaddeus Young and a Shitload of Kittens!
Why? Well I suppose we should incorporate Philly sports in some way and Thaddeus Young is one of our better young stars. Also, unlike players such as Andre Iguodala, he should actually be on the home team by the end of this year. Additionally, anyone who has a grandparent knows that cute animal pictures and videos get their dicks wet all the time. We're just tryin to get in on some of that sweet, sweet pageview action.
So enjoy, kids. Click on the image and save as your desktop wallpaper -- I usually keep mine centered with a plain black background as not to draw unwanted attention. Full-screen wallpapers will have that annoying bitch at your job asking you questions. Fuck her.
Bonus points if you can count how many kittens there are!
ok maurice, obama's been president for a year now, honeymoon is over. it's about time for you to pretend like you're doing something while at work instead of trying to facebook "denise" from the taco bell commercials.
ReplyDeleteListen, facebook-ing taco bell commercial actresses is not only tacky but ineffective. Any true stalker knows that LinkedIn seems like a more professional request and has all the same creepy messaging capabilities of facebook.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I've got 3 more years of lackluster effort ahead of me. And I will use that time to produce genuis works such as Thaddeus Young and a Shitload of Kittens.
In the words of the great Tracy Morgan: "The president is black, we can make decisions now."
Denise got me a deal!
ReplyDelete