Saturday, September 4, 2010

Shawn Andrews Still Delusional, Speaks on Eagles Trading His Brother

Back here in reality, the real reason for Stacy Andrews being traded was because he's a bum, complained about playing Guard instead of Tackle, and all-around pretty much sucked. Simple as that. There's really no need for a guy like that on the squad.  Shawn's "situation" of being a thieving dingleberry didn't have much to do with this.

Plus, the Eagles don't like giving up draft picks and needed to re-coup the 7th rounder they used to trade for Antwan Barnes. So at the end of the day, the Eagles traded Andrews for Barnes. That's a winner in my book.

So Shawn, don't give yourself too much credit. And that goes for your agent who's claiming the same thing. Stacy was brought to Philly to help keep you sane and maybe help out on the offensive line. Neither worked out. I assure you, if Stacy were any good, he'd still be on the team.

More importantly, as we tweeted earlier this evening - if you change Antwan Barnes from an OLB to a DE, his Madden rating goes from a 72 to an 82. Howie Roseman knows what's up.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Enjoy the Long Weekend, Folks

And to send you out of your half-assed half-day at work the right way, here is a clip of the NC A&T marching band performing the world famous Bed Intruder Song. I'm so happy that girl got almost raped or none of this would be possible. Thank you HBCUs!

h/t to Tauntr via TheScore

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hechos es Hechos, Putas

He vuelto a hacer. En el séptimo inning, el tío Charlie me instó a batear de emergente. Los Dodgers respondieron con Broxton. Rápidamente me golpeó la mierda débil, y fue galardonado con 2 RBI's.

Me gusta caca on Broxton casi tanto como yo disfruto arroz y frijoles.

Con Amor,

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Tra Confronts Jason

Tra: As you know, I was brought in here by Andy to teach you something today, Jason. This game is the world to a lot of people. You and I both know you're talented, but there's a lot more to football than talent. Desire. Fire. Commitment. Relentlessness. Greed...and not for the money, JP. I'm talkin' the greed for the title, the need to be the best man on and off the field you can possibly be.

Jason: Huh? What? Oh I'm sorry I wasn't listening.

Tra: See? This is the problem! You're like a statue! You don't interact with your team, you don't communicate, you don't listen! Are you even listening right now?

Jason: Yea, totally. False starts are bad...I'll have to clean that up for next week.

Tra: What the hell are you talking about? I didn't even bring up false starts! I'm talkin' about pride and manhood; the kind that isn't measured in cars and money.

Jason: Yeeaaaaa aww man I love money! Did you know I was the highest paid offensive lineman in the history of the league? That shit is the shit, right?

Tra: I...I don't know what to tell you, big guy. You have all the tools, you--you're just kinda stupid. And by looking at the number of false start penalties you've received, I think you may have ADHD, too.

Jason: Do you see the stitching on this shirt? It was made from 20 smaller Chinese orphans...wearing Michael Jackson gloves. Isn't that cake and money?

Tra: What?

Jason: What? That's my new saying.

Tra: Kevin is going to get killed this year, isn't he?

Jason: Hehehehehehehehe.