Saturday, January 16, 2010

Dolla Dolla Bills Yall - Divisional Round Playoff Spread Picks

We’ve reached the most exciting round of the NFL playoffs – the divisional round. Year in and out, this round has offered the most exciting, compelling, and most competitive games of the playoffs. Looking at the matchups, this should week should be no different.

The Shark’s picks went 3-1 last weekend, so lets just get right to it and let the magic happen.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Philly's MLS Team: Join or Die!

Maybe it's because it's a World Cup year. Maybe it's the three cups of free work coffee coursing through my veins. Maybe it's because I just bought FIFA two days ago. I don't know what it is, but dammit, I am PUMPED for the Philadelphia Union's premier season.

I, like white people, love the idea of soccer. I don't know all of the stars...or rules...or particularly enjoy watching an entire match, but I LOVE the idea of my city getting a pro "football" club. Especially one with the greatest soccer scarf in the world. It's so Ben Franklin -- so American. Just look at our badass logo and colors (after the jump). It's like we took the St. Louis Rams and fucked them with the girthy dick of America!

Thursday, January 14, 2010


How many times have you been playing ball, someone makes a few shots in a row, and another guy chimes in with "He's on Fire!"? This, of course, gives the shooter full reign to chuck up the next few shots with no conscience, no fear of his teammates calling him a ball hog. He's not allowed to object -- it's called a heat check. And it's man code.

Well the game that made this possible will be engulfing more basketballs in flames on the Wii. And this time the developer will be premier sports video game maker EA Sports, not Akklaim and their basketball-spinning Iguana.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Quit Sobbing Into Your Cheesesteak...

In the aftermath of the now annual Philadelphia Eagles disappointment, we understand that you are all feeling a little helpless, shitty, and cheated...again.

Well buck up...bucko...a real winner is right around the corner. Here are a few things you might've missed during the Birds' fruitless Super Bowl quest over the past two weeks.

Monday, January 11, 2010

2009 Eagles Post Mortem

Now that I've had a two days to calm down, relax and take a step back, I feel that I can objectively look at the 2009 Philadelphia Eagles season.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Devil has Two Human Forms

via Deadspin

And although I place the majority of the blame on the O-line, how about we concentrate on playing sound football rather than strumming air guitar to appear unnerved, you corny, goofy prick.


football season is over.