See this Donovan McNabb jersey wearing fellow to the left? Apparently, despite his taste in awesome 'throwback' jerseys, he isn't too bright.This man tried to rob a bank today. He apparently decided it was unimportant to cover his face in any way. Probably not the best way to get away with a robbery, but what do I know. After a security camera captured his face, a FBI spokesman said this:
"These are probably the best bank robbery pictures we've seen."
So if you happen to see Captain Brilliant today, call the FBI at 215-418-4000.
On a lighter note, I found it funny that he would choose to wear a #5 jersey to rob a bank. I'm going to assume he wore it as a metaphor for the 11 years of possible championships that McNabb robbed from all us Eagles fans. Zing!
The only way this could be better was if he chose to wear his Sammy Dalembert jersey to rob the bank.
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