Friday, December 25, 2009

FUTURE NEWS!: Dawkins Hit Knocks Westbrook into Series of Random Concussions

PHILADELPHIA - The first concussion Brian Westbrook suffered after a brain-rattling shot from Brian Dawkins would prove to be far from the last.

Westbrook, who was knocked out of last Sunday's game against the Denver Broncos early in the second quarter and suffered his third concussion of the year, would later find himself losing consciousness in sporadic moments ever since.

"At the time, I felt the same as I did after my second concussion earlier this year," Westbrook explained. "Then the next morning, I woke up in my Fruity Pebbles all milky and [stuff]. That day, I passed out like 14 times and suffered four more concussions -- the worst one being when my girl hugged me too hard. She was --"

Westbrook passed out mid sentence.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Lonely Niners Fans vs. Thousands of Snowballs...WHO YA GOT?

Oh, how I love Philadelphia. In the perfect follow-up to my rant on how Philly fans are depicted nationally, here is a clip of 49ers fans getting assaulted with a barrage of snowballs from last Sundays game. Pure magic.

courtesy of KSK via Deadspin

It just doesn't end! So many snowballs!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Eagles 27, 49ers 13: Yawn City

We're in the playoffs! Countdown to soul-crushing defeat: Tminus 2-4 weeks.