Thursday, March 11, 2010

Will Cole Hamels Bounce Back This Year?

Baseball season is right around the corner and TheWizWit [dot] com is here to get you prepared with more Phillies knowledge than your tiny little brain can handle. Over the next few weeks we're going to answer a multitude of questions facing our 2010 Fightin' Phils, all leading up to the ultimate question: Will the Phillies win the World Series? [The answer, yes.]

This may be one of the most important questions facing the Phillies in Twenty-Ten.

Will we get the World Series MVP Cole Hamels? Or will we be stuck with 2009 version featuring a prim donna, Hollywood head-case who'd rather complain about what time of the day he pitches than dominate the diamond?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Marlin Jackson Conversation: A Transcript

[Scene: Philadelphia Eagles NovaCare Complex, Philadelphia.]

6:15 AM. Random day about a week ago.

Enter GM Howie Roseman. Roseman enters Head Coach Andy Reid's office. Andy is enjoying a double bacon triple cheeseburger w/ a diet coke. Roseman, revolted, hands Reid a sheet of paper.

TheWizWit Wallpaper Wednesday...Bye Week!

I'm sleepy. I have a new position at my job. I now work 12-hour days. I have endless meetings and a litany of new responsibilities. I'm sleepy.

Time for a bye week.  Enjoy my McNabb-focused laziness below.

Fantasy Baseball Preview: Top 100 Hitters

Ok, so now that the WizWit team has guided you to a top pitching staff, it's time to tackle the hitters. Anyone can figure out who to take #1 (it's Albert Pujols folks) but what do you do after the top 10? Or worse, after the top 50?

Sixers To Do Something That Actually Makes Sense?

Philly.com is reporting that the 76ers pretty much can't wait to fire coach Eddie Jordan. Sources are also indicating that GM Ed Stefanski's position will be "seriously evaluated".

That might be the best decision this team has made all season.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

McNabb and T.O. to Bounce Balls Together

Spike TV announced that McNabb, Terrell Owens, and Antonio Gates will be teaming up in an upcoming episode of Pros vs Joes. The episode will feature NFL players who played college basketball taking on former NBA stars.

I'm sure T.O. will have a lot to prove.  His ass got SHUT DOWN by Michael Rapaport in the NBA Celebrity Game this year.