Bengals Buy Media Attention for $2M

Because I couldn't say it any better...


"Terrell Owens has found himself a team, the Cincinnati Bengals, where he’ll presumably form some kind super attention seeking void with Chad Ochocinco that will threaten to suck all of ESPN into it."
- Jason Brewer, SB Nation

Don't forget VH1!  Applicable gif after the jump.

McNabb and T.O. to Bounce Balls Together

Spike TV announced that McNabb, Terrell Owens, and Antonio Gates will be teaming up in an upcoming episode of Pros vs Joes. The episode will feature NFL players who played college basketball taking on former NBA stars.

I'm sure T.O. will have a lot to prove.  His ass got SHUT DOWN by Michael Rapaport in the NBA Celebrity Game this year.

I Heard His Friend Billy Zane is a Cool Guy

This is just an absolutely ridiculous photo of Terrell Owens at a fashion show in NY.  I could not help but share this with all of you. I mean, just look at that squirrel carcass on his head.

Oh, T.O. I know you're all about fashion and modeling, but damn… this is just humiliating.

Oh well, to each his own. Can't wait till the Merman commercial debuts.

Much thanks to the700level.com for this.

[EDITORS NOTE]
Dookie rope chain? Are those karate pants? Is this from the Tiger Schulmann's X Run DMC collection? I know things get a little crazy here in NYC during fashion week, but this is sad. Like Bambi's mom sad.