Crazy Fan Tattoos, An Image Search

This woman loves the Kansas Jayhawks. She's also on he front page of ESPN.com. So, no matter how stupid that tattoo is and how ridiculous it's going to look when she's 75, she has already accomplished more than I have. Damn it.

Anyway, it spurned on a Google image search of massive proportions. Apparently there are plenty of idiots out there (which, of course, doesn't come as a surprise). Enjoy.

McNabb Still Stealing Philadelphia's Money

See this Donovan McNabb jersey wearing fellow to the left? Apparently, despite his taste in awesome 'throwback' jerseys, he isn't too bright.

This man tried to rob a bank today. He apparently decided it was unimportant to cover his face in any way. Probably not the best way to get away with a robbery, but what do I know. After a security camera captured his face, a FBI spokesman said this:

"These are probably the best bank robbery pictures we've seen."

So if you happen to see Captain Brilliant today, call the FBI at 215-418-4000.

On a lighter note, I found it funny that he would choose to wear a #5 jersey to rob a bank. I'm going to assume he wore it as a metaphor for the 11 years of possible championships that McNabb robbed from all us Eagles fans. Zing!