Steve Buscemi Eyes = Hilarity

Not sure if you've seen this site yet, but it's absolutely brilliant. Just once I hope to achieve this level of creativity with an idea. For now, I'll continue to simply blog other people's creativity. Seems to be working for now.

Some other gems:

Meanwhile, In Russia...

Can you imagine the boom in business that parking decks/lots/meters would have if this happened here? You could charge like $50 an hour and people would have to pay it. I mean really, who can afford to have their car thrown out?

The parking is $50. That's too much, is it? Oh, what’s that you say? You’re going to take a chance and park on the street? That’s fine, but if the crain-o-matic-car-destroyer comes by you’re fucked.

Winning On A Friday

Who's winning this Friday? Manhattan Mini Storage, that's who. Absolutely brilliant.

Enjoy your weekend folks...and fuck the Mets.

[A big ole' hat tip to Ryan]

The Japanese Have Impeccable Balance

We all know the Japanese for their ability to do math well, inability to drive and happy endings. But balance? Who knew they had that in bunches. The fact that this guy doesn't fall down blows my mind. Taking into consideration he's probably had about three bottles of sake prior to this train ride, you can't be anything but impressed. Something something bukakke.

A Man, Holding A Snake, Throwing A Baseball

Why? Cause it's Friday, that's why.

See more ridiculous first pitches here. Happy Friday folks.

Jay Cutler Is Not Well Liked in Chicago

While it's probable that the guy above had this gem of a jersey way before yesterday's game, it's certainly much more appropriate now after yesterday's events. Chicago, or at least a loud minority of Bears fans, hates Jay Cutler. A lot. Hell, they are burning his jersey EVERYWHERE. Do a quick search on Google and trust me, it's gone from bad to worse quickly.

As our own Chris pointed out earlier, I doubt that Cutler really quit on his team. Reports today have his MRI coming back with a Grade II tear in his MCL. Anything with "tear" seems like a pretty big deal. Plus, it's not like the Bears have a great o-line, Cutler probably would have gotten killed the rest of the game if he stayed in. If your QB can't stand or push off one of his legs, he's probably best suited on the bench.

But, hey, at least Eagles fans never burned McNabb jerseys! Right? Or did we? We did? Oh.

Check out TurdFergusonBlog for some more Cutler love.

Nice Shot, Gay Laugh

No matter how incredibly gay the guy's laugh is in this video, or the fact that it appears to be a group of about seven 22-year-old dudes playing mini-golf with each other, this is a pretty cool shot. Gotta give props when props is due.

h/t TheChive.

Steelers > Jews

Apparently a news station in Kentucky had the Steelers beating the approximate 11 billion (figure, again, is approximate) Jewish folks that live in the New York metro area.

I'd make another joke about hoarding money, huge noses or pastrami , but I think WLKY has done enough already.

h/t TedWilliamsHead.

Crazy Fan Tattoos, An Image Search

This woman loves the Kansas Jayhawks. She's also on he front page of ESPN.com. So, no matter how stupid that tattoo is and how ridiculous it's going to look when she's 75, she has already accomplished more than I have. Damn it.

Anyway, it spurned on a Google image search of massive proportions. Apparently there are plenty of idiots out there (which, of course, doesn't come as a surprise). Enjoy.

Brett Favre Penis Jokes Are Hilarious

It sure is fun to make jokes about Brett Favre, isn't it? [insert hilariously clever joke about male genitalia here]. Zing!

In other (and older) Brett Favre Wrangler commercial spoofs...

Let's Set The Mood - NFL Draft Tonight!

Don't worry, we're not going to bore you with a thousand words on an NFL Draft preview. You've been inundated with a million of those for months now. And they're all pretty much pointless.

So rest assured, this is (yet again) just an excuse for me to post a funny, semi-related video.

McNabb Still Stealing Philadelphia's Money

See this Donovan McNabb jersey wearing fellow to the left? Apparently, despite his taste in awesome 'throwback' jerseys, he isn't too bright.

This man tried to rob a bank today. He apparently decided it was unimportant to cover his face in any way. Probably not the best way to get away with a robbery, but what do I know. After a security camera captured his face, a FBI spokesman said this:

"These are probably the best bank robbery pictures we've seen."

So if you happen to see Captain Brilliant today, call the FBI at 215-418-4000.

On a lighter note, I found it funny that he would choose to wear a #5 jersey to rob a bank. I'm going to assume he wore it as a metaphor for the 11 years of possible championships that McNabb robbed from all us Eagles fans. Zing!

De-motivational Sports Poster of the Day

Enjoy.