Steve Buscemi Eyes = Hilarity

Not sure if you've seen this site yet, but it's absolutely brilliant. Just once I hope to achieve this level of creativity with an idea. For now, I'll continue to simply blog other people's creativity. Seems to be working for now.

Some other gems:

And Here's a Hastily Photoshopped Picture of Derek Jeter in a Phillies Uniform

Beckett Media went ahead and created fake baseball cards featuring Derek Jeter wearing the uniform of every MLB team. I'm not really sure why. They kind of mailed it on these photoshops. In comparison to the body size, Jeter's head is reaching Polanco-ian proportions. And check out his right arm. He's either sickly skinny or has about as much muscle definition as a woman or small child.

One of the worst (there are quite a few horrendous ones) is San Diego Padres Jeter. Check that shit out. They didn't even bother to match up the skin color. I know Jeter is light-skinned, but you have him on the body of man that I can only assume has red hair and a farmer’s tan. You're not even trying, BeckettBlog.

Anyway, it's no Dick Pole, but if you're painfully bored I suppose it's worth perusing for a few minutes of amusement.

The Newer(est) Helmet Design for DeSean Jackson

Widened helmet for advanced cranium support, enlarged face mask, siren and illuminated safety lights, a "Brain on Board" warning sign, and the new NFL Caution Towel. Safety first.

Far more advanced than Brian Westbrook's previous model.

Errbody Dougie, Er-Errybody Dougie.



Shout out to TWW superawesome friend Joey C. for the Photoshopness.

Jayson Werth's Beard Counted To Infinity. Twice.

Jayson Werth and his absolutely fantastic beard have been the talk of spring training thus far. First the Internet spawned a Facebook fan site and Twitter account. Even Gillette's Twitter got in on the fun and has launched a campaign to shave Werth's beard.  The beard has taken on a life of its' own.

But now, the inevitable third step has been taken. Photoshop fan sites are in full effect, providing us with dozens of great, hairy Werth pictures.

JAYSON WERTH BEARD PHOTO TIME after the jump!

Thank You, KSK: Andy Reid O-Face Photoshop Contest

A member of the much better sports blog Kissing Suzy Kolber decided to have some fun with a picture of Andy Reid getting bumped by DeSean Jackson last Sunday. The result: a Photoshop contest and dozens of hilarious Fat Andy pictures.

Oh, the internet. Rick Astley, Kanye West, anything on Tosh.0...what would I do without you?