Sure the headline to this post doesn’t make sense. But I’ll shoehorn a White Men Can’t Jump reference if I want, doggonit!
Seriously though, this kid has moves for days. I bet if I fell asleep and even dreamed of having these moves, in my own mind I still couldn't go left. I'm insanely jealous yet extremely happy for my white basketball-playing brethren here. For every 100 stereotypical, white jump shooters like myself, there's one guy with Jason Williams-like moves. You know, in that special period when he was flashy and cool and didn't suck.