Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Roethlisberger Checks Hair in Bathroom, Rapes Good Taste

C'mon Bruh, you look ridiculous.  Are you a two-time Superbowl champion, or about to challenge Sting to a cage match at Halloween Havoc?

I can support the bad motorcycle driving.  I can support the drinking.  I can support the bathroom sex (who hasn't done this, really?).  But I can't support your hairstyle.

Get your shit together, Ben.


  1. Big Ben has the EXACT same hairstyle as rapist kiefer sutherland did in 'Eye for an Eye'.



  2. He's a no-good trickster. I hate him and he stinks. I want all of his hot tubs cold. He stinks!

  3. Roethlisberger is just a little ahead of his time. In about 6 months everyone will acknowledge rape as America's new past-time. All America will embrace rape. And that haircut will be our uniform.