Thursday, May 27, 2010

No Michael Jordan, You Can't Just Wear a Hitler Stache

Now I know that this is pretty well-worn territory, but I feel compelled to speak up as a blog that leans on racial humor as a crutch features some colorful material. You know what, internet? There are some things I just won't tolerate. Very high on that list: Hitler Mustaches.

Michael Jordan, I know you're Michael Jordan. But I think you still live in this fantasy world where it's 1996 and Space Jam is still a big deal and everyone loves everything you do. The truth, Michael, is that you're really just a former basketball player.

Not a motorcyle rider/team owner, not a baseball player, not a golfer, not a professional gambling....person, none of this. You are a dude that was really good at playing basketball at one time. Maybe the best. But you were still just a basketball player. You know what that means? YOU CAN'T WEAR A HITLER MUSTACHE LIKE ITS OKAY.

You know why? Cause when the all-time leader in worst person ever has one unique feature about them, the person that later adopts that unique feature looks like an asshole.

And you look like an asshole.

11 comments:

  1. its a cheap marker

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  2. Huge gambler + Hitler mustache = he lost a bet!

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  4. Or won a bet...with all jews.

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  5. the hitler makes his mouth area looks like a sideways vajayjay. kinda like how asian chicks were rumored to look in middle school.

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  6. I dont get Hanes and their stupid commercial. Jordon looks like a complete asshole with that stupid Hitler mustache. Why does he have that thing?

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  7. WOW the guy that wrote this article has got to a hemorrhoid to all the people he knows! I'm not a Jew but I'm the same complexion as Jordan, but I don't see any real Jews complaining about some facial hair. Dude it's a stache not a swatchka!!! Grow up, get a life, and do a little more with your free time. I think I'll rock the Hitler stache just to get up you nose. We got more important things to worry about.. Like Islam and sharia law. Muslims are killing Jews as I type and your crying bout a mustache. WOW get real.

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  8. @Omen,

    And your crying about him crying about a mustache! WOW get real.

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  9. fuck this page, its gay

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  10. hitler stache rules it isn't for niggas

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