I love Goodell's face in this pic. You can practically read his thoughts through his expression. "Maybe if I just hit this mammoth idiot with a blunt object I can shut him off. But then how will I kill myself? God, what the fuck am I doing at a TAKE OUT Chili's in bumblefuck Pennsylvania with John Madden?? I'M AN IMPORTANT MAN!"
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's website has a running blog complete with pics of his trip to each teams' training camp. What you may be surprised to see is how shitty his site actually is. I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting, but it's really sad. He's the Commissioner of the most prominent sporting league in the Americas. You’d think his shit would be a little better put together and presented.
The stories from each camp visit are uneventful at best, and the Twitter feed really doesn't give anyone a reason to follow at all. And let's not even get into the awful Photoshop of Goodell at Lambeau Field in the site's banner. MS Paint would’ve been a much better choice.
So yeah, don't waste your time. This website doesn't really offer you anything in the way of an interesting perspective or entertainment whatsoever. The only part of the site that was worth looking at were the back-to-back posts featuring Madden's feeding times. Here's a blurb:
"We're holding out hope for a Chili's," the driver of the Madden Cruiser called back to Roger Goodell.We also learn in that story that John Madden loves tuna fish. Enthralling.
.......Madden was on the phone when we passed a sign showing Chili's at the next exit, but wasn't clear if was a sit-down or takeout version. As Madden got off the phone, he said, "So what's the deal with Chili's?"" [Time for a pitstop]
If you still want more, you can see Madden getting ready to further raise his risk of heart disease amongst the Rest Stop truckers HERE.
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