Asylum - When line cook Ryan Burke spotted in his restaurant the police officer who had once stopped him for a traffic violation, he decided to cook the cop up something really special. So the 27-year-old New Jerseyan made sure there was a not-so healthy dose of his chest and pubic hair in the turkey, egg and cheese bagel he made for the Evesham Police Department officer. It didn't take long for the cop to figure out what was going on, and he had the offending sandwich sent to the state crime lab, were it was confirmed the hairs matched Burke's DNA. Burke plead guilty to aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and retaliation for past official action, and was sentenced to 15 days in jail for his culinary crime.
15 Days in jail just for some pubes? C'mon, Officer. Be man enough to confront the dude about it; no need to involve the crime lab. I dunno. Maybe I'm just sympathetic to this guys' case because I may or may not have sandwich spread my own saliva in a cops' hoagie when I was a teenager working at Wawa.
Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
i know im late here, but im pretty sure this kid was in Hot Tub Time Machine too.
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