Some New Yorkers took the Giants' playoffslessness a little too hard. Vangelis (Angelo) Kapatos of Midtown Manhattan jumped from his apartment expecting to meet his maker, and met week-old Chinese, rotten Totinos Pizza Rolls, and apathetic paramedics instead. According to the NY Daily News:
"The young man...[was] troubled by a threat of eviction from the rent-regulated apartment."The rent is too damned high.
h/t DoobyBrain via NY Daily News