Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The NFL Playoffs Needs The Berney Dance


Decent: The Berney Dance (White People Love It!) - This joint has the potential to be bigger than Soulja Boy’s “Crank That” movement, but only time will tell on that one (it may take a while).
“Movin’ Like Berney” is killing the game right now as white people around the country have been forced to finally embrace that urban swag, with a dance that they can not only do…but do better than black people.

Sure, Ryan Matthews did a wack-ass version of the worldwide dance craze occasionally-referenced internet dance two weeks ago, but fuck him cause he's part of the disaster that was my fantasy team.  I want to see some real Berney out of someone this wildcard weekend.  DeSean -- you're the obvious choice.  The Dougie is more dead than your dead motha.   Berney your dick off all over Green Bay's hopes and dreams.  Plus it'll confuse the shit outta their cheesewhale fanbase.

Footage of people Movin like Berney* after the jump.

h/t JerseyChaser














*Misspelled to protect against copyright...right?
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    I love this. I'd don't know what level your beat production is on these days, Maurice, aka MaDskiLLz, but we can make The Stupid Kid Dance and the Retard Walk, Deshaun's new 6 dance if we get on some collaboritionalisms wit YouTubes and shit. Holla at ya bouis. C-wurl.

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  2. DeSean JacksonJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    This is what I'm going to be busting out when I score.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU&feature=related

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    that's a 75 yard delay of game penalty if you do any of that.

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  4. LarryHotDogBrantleyNovember 29, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    YO THIS IS THE SONG AND DANCE OF THE DECADE! PEOPLE EVERYWHERE IS DOING THIS DANCE! I WITH YOU JerseyChaser THIS IS A NEW ERA THATS TAKING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY BY STORM, THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT. I GLAD KINDA BURNED OUT ON YOUNG MONEY, DRAKE, SOUNDED RAPPERS, RADIO NEEDS SOMTHING NEW!!!!

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