Crazed Twins Run Into Highway Traffic, Get F*cked Up

Buzzfeed - A pair of insane Swedish twins in England react to a traffic stop by running, one after the other, into oncoming traffic. Then things start to get strange.

Best footage of somebody getting hit by a car ever. I have no idea how these two chicks survived.

Even crazier is the large-scale story of these two. The sisters, Ursula and Sabrina Eriksson, have also gone through episodes of jumping off of bridges into traffic and killing people for no reason. All because of "a rare induced delusional disorder which caused the pair to be temporarily insane." Wow.

Live Action Simpsons Porn? Live Action Simpsons Porn.

Safe for work preview for the new Hustler DVD The Simpsons -- The XXX Parody. You guessed it: Moe fucks Cookie Kwan.

Seems like Flanders might get some butt, too.


h/t The Daily What

Have Too Much Disposable Income This Holiday Season?

FOX Sports is actually selling this Philadelphia Eagles “Cleatus Robot“ action figure. Now, if you’re anything like me, you DESPISE this robot with a passion for which words cannot express. I’m quite sure there isn’t one person in my circle of friends who finds this robot fun or amusing. With each passing year, I find myself growing more and more irritated. Why a robot?? And why must you force me to watch him doing knee bends, or the electric slide, or tussling with the Burger King???

Anyway, this annoying staple of the FOX NFL broadcast can be had for the low, low price of $30. Sure, you COULD provide 210 meals for hungry American families, but just look at this piece of high quality PVC plastic, complete with fully articulating joints!

Not only is this a horrific gift idea, but it’s grossly overpriced. So that got us thinking – what other terrible/stupid/overpriced NFL items are awaiting your hard earned gift-giving dollars?