Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Fun With Eldrick

Tiger Woods, whose life's been flipped, turned upside down over the last week – has dealt with injuries from a car accident, allegations of his wife going ghetto on him, and countless women coming forward alleging Tiger is nothing more than a prowling playa. And let’s not forget the damage to his reputation and credibility the longer this thing goes along.

Having said all that, online sportsbook has decided to release some interesting/funny prop bets on their site in regards to all this. Sure didn’t waste any time, did they?

And as a bonus after the jump - a must-see video released by the Chinese showing a CGI version of what might've happened during the night of Tiger's accident. Those guys can do anything!

First, he’s a sample of some of the props that appear on the BetUs site:

Will Tiger lose any of his sponsorships?
Yes 5/1
No 1/10

Will he win / lose his next major?
Yes 2/1
No 1/3

Odds on what Tiger’s facial lacerations are from:
His wife beating him 1/2
Air bag 2/1
Caddy 3/2

Will rumors of an affair ring true – will a “new woman” come forward as having been w/ Tiger?
Yes 3/1
No 1/5

Will he divorce in next 24 months?
Yes 3/1
No 1/5
And finally, check out the video below. The creators of the video have offered two possible scenarios as to what might’ve gone down the night of the accident. None of you are going to be able to understand what is being said, but just watch.

I just don’t get why they didn’t spruce up Tiger’s ride. It’s a minor detail… but come on, he sure as hell isn’t getting around in a broke ass Dodge Caravan.


  1. love the tag. i can't wait for that flood of pageviews to come rolling in from all those Google searches for "chinese videos" lol

  2. I have a whole stash of hilarious chinese videos. You cannot handle something like that all at once. Just you wait...

  3. Tiger Jokes already: Nike is coming out with a new series of Clubs: Elin Woods Collection. Nike is advertising them as the one set of clubs that can beat Tiger Woods! / Whats the difference between an Escalade and a Golf Ball, Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yrds. / Tiger woods constantly drives onto the fairway, but doesn't fair well on the driveways. / What do the Rider Cup Series and Tiger Woods home have in common? They are the two places Tiger goes to get beat by a European.

    And i'm out!

  4. Listen, Dude is the highest paid athlete of all time. Powerful men have gumars, it's a simple equation: money + more money = blow jobs + more blow jobs. Atleast he didn't get caught with a man. That'd be some shit.