Come on DMac...you really sporting those in public? Were all your jorts in the laundry?
I mean seriously, somehow these things are tight and baggy all at the same time. The length is ridiculous and the strings are even worse. There’s even a bit of flare at the bottom.
And quad pockets? I see that you've hidden your dignity in the bottom-right one. Good call.
[photo via misterirrelevant.com]