Friday, August 6, 2010

Further Verification That Cowboys Fans Are Dumpy Morons


Wow, this shit is sadder than Big Fan.  The above man-boy, known only to us as BlueStarShockTrooper, has some choice words for Philadelphia Eagles fans. There's no reason to get angered by his accusations, let alone waste time responding to them. When someone is claiming that your QB is worse than Jon Kitna, I kind of shut my ears off. To me, it's funnier to just let fatty here simmer in his own pathetic worthlessness.  Look at the anger in those chins!

If Jack Nicholson and Lewis Black had a child, and that spawn mated with the Crying Giants Fan, you'd have ol’ ShockTrooper here. He has a couple other Eagle bashing videos on YouTube if you want more of him to laugh at. In THIS ONE, he adds some crusty facial hair that really just looks like he tried wiping his ass with his chin.

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h/t Bleeding Green Nation

5 comments:

  1. ok, i watched this until he started talking. then i slit my wrists ... i'm bleeding out as i type this. goodbye world.

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  2. Yea, its pretty awful. I was hoping he would stumble too far in the street and be run over by an ice cream truck

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  3. Yo my god...he called the Cowboys orgasmic

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  4. wow..as a cowboy fan, i do not stand behind this wanna be fan, and his disregard for others fandomship for their respective team, bsst.. you clearly give the rest of us cowboy fans a bad name, shutt your pie hole fat boy!

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  5. He looks like an obese Jimmy Newtron

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