Sunday, December 19, 2010

Dolla Dolla Bills Yall: Week 15 NFL Spread Picks - NAZI EDITION!!!

This was a busy week for the Shark.  Between a long week at a job that actually pays me real dollars, waiting till the last minute to do Christmas shopping, and my well document laziness, you're getting an ultra abridged version of DDBY.  I'll try to do better for you next week and not wait till an hour before kickoff to do this post. No promises.  I'm also a documented liar.

Alright, no time to waste - on to the picks!

You Really Didn't Think The Niners Could Hang, Did You?
CHARGERS (-9) over 49ers

Your Super Duper Winning Parlay of the Week
Eagles (+3) over GIANTS
Saints (+1) over RAVENS
Texans (+1) over TITANS
BENGALS (PK) over Browns

Stay With Hot Teams in a Playoff Push
Jaguars (+4.5) over COLTS
Falcons (-7) over SEAHAWKS

Call Me Crazy - These Teams Will Win Outright
Jets (+4) over STEELERS
Cardinals (+3) over PANTHERS
Lions (+4) over BUCCANEERS

It's Christmas Time and God Won't Let His Son Lose
Broncos (+8) over RAIDERS

The Games I'm Too Lazy To Come Up With a Fancy Category For
RAMS (-3) over Chiefs
DOLPHINS (-5.5) over Bills

Bet Against Teams Starting New Quarterbacks
COWBOYS (-9) over Redskins
Bears (-9) over VIKINGS

If You Had Aaron Rodgers, I Feel Sorry For Your Fantasy Football Playoff Team
PATRIOTS (-14.5) over Packers
Love always and forever,

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