DListed - Two years ago, Sammy Sosa showed up to the Latin Grammys looking like the head make-up artist on White Chicks put way too much cream in his coffee. Sammy blamed it on a cosmetic cream and his skin turned back to its natural color a few months later. Well, I guess somebody mixed Sammy's moisturizer and toner with Sun-In and Clorox again, because he showed up to Pitbull's 30th birthday party in Miami looking an undercooked turkey meatball.
I guess the cream on the knuckles didn't take?
Daaaamn Sammy...in '98 you was the maaaan Sammy. The fuck happened to you?