You Ever Get Rrrrreally High and Poke a Cop With a Vibrator?

This German guy did. Love how casually he whips out this pink plastic piece to start fucking with the cop. This guy's a legend for dildo-carrying drug addicts everywhere. AND I'm pretty sure he did all of this at a children's carnival.

There's probably some 8 year-old kid named Ferdinand with the illest ecstasy to ever hit the Berlin streets.

h/t oHAYthur