NFL Week 7 Power Rankings

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From Saints to Rams, here are this week's thewizwit.com NFL Power Rankings.

#	Team Name	Nonsense
1	Saints	There's not a team in the league that can match up with their offense
2	Colts	Peyton Manning wants two things: a Superbowl and to sell me DirecTV
3	Vikings	I can't stand Brett Favre.  What makes it worse is that he's playing really well
4	Broncos	Dawkins & Dumervil have taken that defense to another level
5	Giants	Even with the loss to the Saints, there aren't too  many teams that can beat them
6	Falcons	Atlanta's defense steps up when it needed to against the Bears
7	Steelers	Ben Roethisberger was accused of rape.
8	Patriots	Did Tom Brady just get his groove back?  Is he dating a Jamaican Taye Diggs?
9	Eagles	"You lost to the Raiders. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200"
10	Bengals	For once (twice, actually) the Bengals couldn't put it away in the end
11	Ravens	No number of fines or penalties will keep Ray Lewis from trying to hurt people
12	Bears	"Raawwrrrr"
13	Jets	"Zoooooom"
14	Packers	"Pack? Pack?"
15	Cardinals	What state is Kurt Warner from? A: Iowa.  A little tidbit there for ya
16	49ers	Frank Gore's injury was killing my fantasy team
17	Cowboys	This is still a dangerous team.  They play to their competition
18	Dolphins	Miami's robust wildcat playbook makes their games watchable
19	Chargers	LT is done.  Slow clap for a great career.
20	Jaguars	The first team whose games I will not bet on.
21	Texans	Andre Johnson can catch hoagies and water out of a Jugs machine
22	Bills	So how long til they move to Canada?
23	Seahawks	The other team I won't bet on
24	Panthers	They should trade Steve Smith for some picks and start over. Abandon ship!
25	Redskins	Even though they're terrible, still scared of losing to them this week
26	Raiders	Played tough, got after the QB, got a win. If they sign/start Garcia they're a good team
27	Lions	Even though they got blanked, this team with Stafford is much better than last year
28	Chiefs	Hey! You won! And your team name is less racist than Washington's!
29	Bucs	These
30	Browns	Teams
31	Titans	Are
32	Rams	Terrible