Wednesday, October 21, 2009

NFL Week 7 Power Rankings


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From Saints to Rams, here are this week's thewizwit.com NFL Power Rankings.


#

Team Name

Nonsense

1

Saints

There's not a team in the league that can match up with their offense

2

Colts

Peyton Manning wants two things: a Superbowl and to sell me DirecTV

3

Vikings

I can't stand Brett Favre.  What makes it worse is that he's playing really well

4

Broncos

Dawkins & Dumervil have taken that defense to another level

5

Giants

Even with the loss to the Saints, there aren't too  many teams that can beat them

6

Falcons

Atlanta's defense steps up when it needed to against the Bears

7

Steelers

Ben Roethisberger was accused of rape.

8

Patriots

Did Tom Brady just get his groove back?  Is he dating a Jamaican Taye Diggs?

9

Eagles

"You lost to the Raiders. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200"

10

Bengals

For once (twice, actually) the Bengals couldn't put it away in the end

11

Ravens

No number of fines or penalties will keep Ray Lewis from trying to hurt people             

12

Bears

"Raawwrrrr"

13

Jets

"Zoooooom"

14

Packers

"Pack? Pack?"

15

Cardinals

What state is Kurt Warner from? A: Iowa.  A little tidbit there for ya

16

49ers

Frank Gore's injury was killing my fantasy team

17

Cowboys

This is still a dangerous team.  They play to their competition

18

Dolphins

Miami's robust wildcat playbook makes their games watchable

19

Chargers

LT is done.  Slow clap for a great career.

20

Jaguars

The first team whose games I will not bet on.

21

Texans

Andre Johnson can catch hoagies and water out of a Jugs machine

22

Bills

So how long til they move to Canada?   

23

Seahawks

The other team I won't bet on

24

Panthers

They should trade Steve Smith for some picks and start over. Abandon ship!

25

Redskins

Even though they're terrible, still scared of losing to them this week

26

Raiders

Played tough, got after the QB, got a win. If they sign/start Garcia they're a good team

27

Lions

Even though they got blanked, this team with Stafford is much better than last year

28

Chiefs

Hey! You won! And your team name is less racist than Washington's!

29

Bucs

These

30

Browns

Teams

31

Titans

Are

32

Rams

Terrible


3 comments:

  1. Positives for the bottom 4... Tampa Bay Games are always Cadillac Time! Cleveland Browns will always be the best at having the worst jerseys. Titans have CJohnson and no matter how bad they are will put up strong fantasy #'s all year. The Rams, hmmmmm the Rams are... the Rams have... they can... damn they are terrible! <-- remember Marshal Faulk?

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  2. I'm standing by the SB prediction i made the first time i heard favre was coming to the vikings. MIN vs NE

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  3. Eagles just lost to the Raiders, I love 'em...but it doesn't really make sense to have them in the Top 10...maybe Witherspoon can help them...

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