# | Team Name | Nonsense |
1 | Saints 9-0 | |
2 | Colts 9-0 | I've talked a lot of crap but this team got it done when they needed to. Dap. |
3 | Vikings 8-1 | Last time they were 8-1, Randy Moss was catching passes from Randall Cunningham |
4 | Bengals 7-1 | The Bengals have swept the Steelers. I repeat: the BENGALS have swept the STEELERS |
5 | Patriots 6-3 | Blame the Defense, not Belichick |
6 | Steelers 6-3 | Second banana in the AFC North |
7 | Chargers 6-3 | Philip Rivers is still a turd |
8 | Cardinals 6-3 | If the Cardinals go to the Superbowl again I'll stop watching football |
9 | Cowboys 6-3 | Could have, should have, taken a big NFC East lead |
10 | Broncos 6-3 | I've been telling you -- this team isn't that good |
11 | Ravens 5-4 | I was lucky enough to see Ray Rice at Rutgers. It's a shame The Scarlet Knights ran 2 years off of this guys career. |
12 | Eagles 5-4 | Where was the Defense? Where was the running game? We don't need Mac-5 to go for 400 yards. |
13 | Giants 5-4 | Look for a healthier Giants team to contend for the division in the second half of the season |
14 | Texans 5-4 | What the hell do I write about the Texans on a bye week? |
15 | Packers 5-4 | Big win for the Pack over dem Cowboys. A home game against the 9ers will give us a clearer idea of who they really are. |
16 | Dolphins 5-5 | Waited until they beat the Panthers to rank them this high. No Ronnie, no problem. |
17 | Falcons 5-4 | Matt Ryan has sensitive skin and needs special shave cream |
18 | Jaguars 5-4 | I support all Maurice's |
19 | 49ers 4-5 | I don't know why I root for Alex Smith, but I do. |
20 | Titans 3-6 | Run, Titans, Run! |
21 | Jets 4-5 | Rex Ryan cried. |
22 | Bears 4-5 | The Bears suck (3rd week in a row) |
23 | Redskins 3-6 | Too bad Snyder can't buy an offense. |
24 | Panthers 4-6 | And just when I thought they had a shot to make some noise |
25 | Seahawks 3-6 | What is a Seahawk, exactly? |
26 | Bills 3-6 | If I ever murdered someone and needed to go somewhere where nobody would care about me...I'd head to Buffalo |
27 | Chiefs 2-7 | It's not fair that Larry Johnson gets to go to the Bengals. |
28 | Raiders 2-7 | JaMarcus Russell: future car wash owner |
29 | Bucs 1-8 | These |
30 | Rams 1-8 | Teams |
31 | Lions 1-8 | Are |
32 | Browns 1-8 | Turrible |
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