NFL Week 9 Power Rankings

Never forget.

#	Team Name	Nonsense
1	Saints 7-0	They're, like, the opposite of Katrina
2	Colts 7-0	Get off their dick they've only played one winning team (Cardinals)
3	Vikings 7-1	Brett Favre achieved his goal of beating the Packers twice...and I died a little bit inside
4	Broncos 6-1	Say hello to your 2009 version of the Tennessee Titans! First round exit here we come!
5	Steelers 5-2	They won 4 straight before the bye.  Respect the champs
6	Patriots 5-2	Tom Brady has thrown for 688 yards and 9 TDs in his last 2 games
7	Eagles 5-2	Hey New York, hows my ass taste?
8	Bengals 5-2	I like the Bengals in the long haul -- their D is much better than previously advertised
9	Cowboys 5-2	Miles Austin went to Monmouth
10	Ravens 4-3	Audubon Joe is good, but the Ravens should stick to running
11	Falcons 4-3	It's a slippery slope, Atlanta. Luckily you've got Washington and Carolina on the horizon
12	Texans 5-3	Remember when Ryan Moats was the victim of a police racism?
13	Giants 5-3	You're lucky your fans are thinking about the Yankees right now
14	Cardinals 4-3	Eeew, you lost to the Panthers...at home!
15	Chargers 4-3	This team has the Giants, Eagles, and Broncos coming up.  They may be 4-6
16	Packers 4-3	Aaron Rodgers been sacked 31 times
17	Bears 4-3	The Bears suck
18	Dolphins 3-4	My favorite team to watch not named the Eagles
19	Jets 4-4	I think the Jets put actual retarded people on Special teams
20	49ers 3-4	I want this team to be good but they're still a few years away.  Crabtree is that dude, though
21	Jaguars 3-4	Bad news: they stink.  Good news: all their games are blacked out so nobody has to watch
22	Panthers 3-4	Slowly coming along; maybe their season isn't over after all
23	Bills 3-5	A: Buffalo Q: The place one where Terrell Owens lost his celebrity
24	Seahawks 2-5	Why did I draft TJ Houseyamama in 2 different leagues??
25	Redskins 2-5	Everybody's fired
26	Raiders 2-6	Again, with Jeff Garcia this is a playoff contender
27	Titans 1-6	VY is back baby! In all his suicidal closet-homosexual glory!
28	Chiefs 1-6	Who are the Chefs?
29	Lions 1-6	These
30	Rams 1-7	Teams
31	Browns 1-7	Are
32	Bucs 0-7	Terrible