Last weekend I went to Delaware Park to get the only legal gambling fix available to us east coast fools. Did I walk away a winner? No, I certainly did not (damn parlay betting). But I did have an afternoon full of excitement at what ended up being an incredibly cheap price.
You should definitely take the trip with a few buddies and enjoy a Sunday afternoon down there before the season over. You won't regret it - even if you don't hit it big, it's a great time of football watching, yelling, and beer drinking.
Without further ado, the Shark's Week 15 picks...
Your parlay of the week:
STEELERS (-1) over Packers
Falcons (+6) over JETS
Texans (-11.5) over RAMS
Giants -3 over REDSKINS
The blowout game of the weekend:
Cardinals (-12) over LIONS
The teams that are going to keep games closer than the line wants you to think:
49ers (+9.5) over EAGLES
Bears (+11) over RAVENS
Raiders (+14) over BRONCOS
The dogs that might win outright:
Cowboys (+7.5) over SAINTS
Bengals (+7) over CHARGERS
The team that got its' manhood took last week and will bounce back with a cover:
SEAHAWKS (-7) over Buccaneers
Insert your clever headline here:
TITANS (-4) over Dolphins
Patriots (-7.5) over BILLS
Vikings (-9) over PANTHERS
The game nobody gives a shit about. Even you. You degenerate.
CHIEFS (-1.5) over Browns
Good luck and enjoy this weeks' games everybody!
I keep telling you, Chargers are a great team, and seemingly the only AFC team which could beat the Colts...they are too good.
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