Johan Like-a The Sexy Time

So apparently Johan Santana was accused of rape last year. On a golf course. TMZ has the story, but it's only fair to note he has never been formally charged with any wrong-doing.

However - in light of this news, I'm starting to seriously think his other thumb IS up that girl's cornhole.

The Mets Prove They're Still The Mets

The Phils are back in first place in the NL East, the Mets suck, and Johan Santana had the worst outing of his career. Next up is a possible NLCS preview as the Phillies take on the Cardinals.

All is well in Philadelphia.