How Much Will You Drink Tonight?

Answer: Not as much as those in Milwaukee, Fargo, or Sioux City, Iowa according to The Daily Beast.

New Year’s Eve is upon us and we all know what that means – Amateur Night. I personally don’t get too wrapped up in the NYE scene. Paying stupid high prices and being crammed into a bar on night where more douchebags than normal are out, isn’t really my idea of fun. I’d much rather go to a house party, have a few drinks, and distance myself from all those who piss me off.

Regardless of where you go, who you hang out with, or how many bad decisions you make tonight, have yourself a good time. Considering Philadelphia was good enough to rank on the “Drunkest Cities in America” list, I’m sure you won’t have too much of a problem. But we only rank #20. Mucho disappointing. Check out a gallery of the complete Top 40 here.

What are you waiting for? Get out there and show the rest of the country what you’re made of, damnit! Debauchery is completely acceptable on this night, so do your worst Philadelphia. Show some pride and let’s get ourselves in the top 10 for 2011.

Happy New Year’s sports fans!  Have fun and be safe, Philly.

This Is Why No One Reads The Sporting News

I love statistics, lists, and rankings as much as the next guy, but holy shitballs - The Sporting News has no idea what they're writing about anymore.

Each year, they comprise a list of Major League Baseball's Top 50 players. These rankings are decided by a brain trust of 125 experts. I'm not sure what type of time vortex or bizarro world these "experts" are stuck in, but my God... this is probably the worst job of judging current talent I have ever seen.

Eagles Halftime Report Card

If you asked me to sum up the Eagles first half, I could do it in one sentence: They lost to the Raiders. Now, that's probably unfair but the fact of the matter remains the same...this team DID lose to the Oakland Raiders.

thewizwit.com Presents...Your Fantasy Basketball Big Board

The NBA season will be in full swing in less than a week, and we have compiled a Top 50 list of players to help you get through the first 5 rounds of your fantasy draft.  If you pay attention and do as we say, you should end up with a pretty solid core of players to build upon later in the draft.  Don't be the dope who reaches 3 rounds too high for a guy or passes up a potential stud because you think you know more than you actually do.  So without further ado, here it is - thewizwit.com's 2009-2010 Fantasy Basketball Big Board.

Live by it.  Draft by it.  Win by it.

Will Witherspoon's Madden Ratings

So who did we just trade for? Peep Will Witherspoon's complete Madden 10 ratings after the jump.

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